Resolutions

Anyway, despite my dislike for this practice I am a regular participant, annually writing down a list of things to do over the following year. In the past few year’s it’s led to me doing standup, cooking roast chicken, giving a good friend food poisoning, going to the gym ten times, purchasing prostitute killing fun factory GTA V and updating this blog so it looks prettier.

So here are 2014’s offerings:

  1. Perform 60 gigs this year
  2. Perform at Edinburgh Festival (at least once)
  3. Write a new play, that’s not utter shit and has some¬†intrinsic¬†value to society rather than the usual shit.
  4. Run a half marathon (this is on every year…)
  5. Produce 10 podcasts
  6. Make a short 3 min film
  7. Write 10 comedy songs that aren’t about Pandas or any other endangered species
  8. Have a shopping trip for the food bank
  9. Write a half hour long storytelling set
  10. Learn to drive a car
  11. Go see Tranmere play
  12. Direct a football related play… ahem..
  13. Go to the National Theatre
  14. Get paid for doing some freelance marketing
  15. Take Louise out for dinner at Pushka

Take that year!

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